I wrote this on my other blog a couple of months ago...yes I copied and pasted it!
Its been well over a year since I have blogged about my
crazy ass life. So come with me on a journey down memory lane....ready? if not oh well....
This was the SNAFU CD RELEASE PARTY!
Ill start from 9/3/09 my best friend Leah got married! So she went on her honeymoon and she left me with her car, so
I'm like
what to do this weekend? I
haven't met anyone worth hanging out with on a regular basis besides crazy ass Kent so on 9/5/09
I'm on
facebook and
there's a status that reads "I HAVE AN EXTRA TICKET TO GO ON A
PARTY BUS, WHO WANTS TO GO?" So I immediately respond like "Fuck yeah Ill go" then i check out his
facebook page (cutie) so i know who to look for when I get there.
So this guy was Ben Gardener creator of
www.orlandobands.com So i meet up with him that night and
that's where the excitement came into play. He introduced me to Q=Quinton Sheer 0f
www.qshouse.com this funny
muthafucker is just a fucking riot! I knew no one on the bus and just being a spontaneous social butterfly I was all for whatever chaos that came about. So we're taking shots and playing game and its pure fun times then when end up at our 2
nd stop who knows where. For all I know they could have been
kidnapping me and I was all for it. Anyways the 2
nd stop is where i met my soul
sista Morgan, she got on the bus with the jello shots! SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS!
It
wasn't only because of the shots i liked her but we had similarities (its a
Pisces thing) So
I'm doing the jello shots even though I
don't eat jello because its Gelatin and
I'm a vegetarian so
I'm tipsy and feeling guilty and i had to get on the mic and say my
testimony. I swear to God I wish I could remember the words I said but all I remember was everyone saying "AMEN
SISTA AMEN!!! YOU ARE FORGIVEN" funny as fuck! So I remember Jimmy and his friend I cant remember his friends name but he said he will never forget me because (
ok brace yourself) i guess he pulled down his pants and i
don't know exactly
what the did but then he held his hand up to me for a hi5 so i slap his hand, he's laughing out of control and
I'm lost in laughter he's like "i just touched my ass with this hand and you touched it" so i look at my hand and i put it to my face and sniff it from wrist to finger tips and exhale a "
aaaahhhh" like it was refreshing and that
siked everyone out like "who the fuck does that" so
that's why he wont forget me but i bet he already did...
lol *priceless*
Ok so we get to the venue and I was totally caught off guard by the flashing lights and video cameras. I was like
WTF!!! THIS
SHYT IS SERIOUS so I get my picture taken and go inside to hear the band SNAFU and I totally fell in love! I went to see other bands in
orlando but no one has caught my attention like this one
www.snafuonline.com (get this
im a part of the band now...crazy surreal.)
I'm jammin and
rockin out to some awesome music and taking pics with random people (still drinking) It was an experience of a lifetime! When its all over I get to thank the band for such an awesome time and hope to see them again soon.
I'm pretty sure I rambled on about
alot of other things to but they were so nice to listen to this drunkard. I get back on the
party bus and I inhale even more
shenanigans. We're laughing and having a good time and jimmy's dick dot com came into play, yeah same jimmy from earlier in the blog. It was like an advertisement for prostitution and
STD's. "FOR YOUR LOCAL HERPES FEST PLEASE VISIT
JIMMYS DICK DOT COM" "LOOK FOR A CHEAP THRILL? VISIT
JIMMYS DICK DOT COM" yeah
shit like that.
It was priceless and I
don't know how I ended up with a full bottle of Vodka but I did and I liked it. The next day whenever I woke up and checked my
facebook i had like 25 friend requests and 13 messages. It was awesome and happy to say
I'm still really good friends with everyone!
Novel-T signing out
~ciao.bless~